Jedi answers "Uh huh" to everything, that or "Mmmhmm" etc. etc. etc. It's very frustrating.

I am writing random things that come to my head, can you tell?

The first time I ditched school was in the third grade. I went to McDonalds.

John gave me the game "Paraoh," but it doesn't work. Dammit.

I found a twenty in my pocket, woohoo!

Larry brought me this really tight hematite pendant back from Brazil.

Mom and I make fun of Angelina Jolie's lips all the time.

I forgot to return Chris' CDs. Oops. He lent me "Might and Magic" regardless. ^^ The people at my Kung Fu are so fun +D no wonder I love the place.

• Appreciate life. You only have one, full of the sensations and experiences your mind chooses. We are given what we have and we should enjoy what we can reach for - succeed without becoming a possession of that success. We can not have everything material, because we forget the value of what is more important. We lose the spirituality of life if we concern ourselves with our physical world. Don't take anything for granted.
• Live the moment. Don't worry about impending doom. Fate controls life, not people. If you have done everything to prevent a bad situation and things are still going wrong, let it happen. Build upon what is left with whatever you have, even if all you have left is your dignity and spirit. To denounce those is to drop into despair, and one can go no lower than despair itself.
• Have a mind of your own. Be an individual. Perception is the devil. Problems are only as big as your ego. Beauty is a matter of ego. Any measurement of something intangible is a matter of ego. And ego is a perception of self. Perception is so self-destructive because humans often try to take control of life, and control of their surroundings, by twisting perception. Too many people who lean too heavily on perception can be manipulated by those who want control. Even control is perception, because what is control over people, if they have the freewill to simply walk away?

  
  

  THE COMPLEXES
  These are rare and serious disorders. They are highly contagious, and gallop freely on the Pendako Whiteboard affecting anyone who feels any sort of emotion toward thieves, penis-drawers, vandalists, and all-out cocksuckers. There is no known cure for either affliction, however detecting symptoms early may prevent outrageous chaos, hair-pulling, cursing, and the ultimate encouragement of the annoying bastard(s).
  THE SARAH-STONE COMPLEX
  Caused my intense, sudden anger, those who suffer from this complex may exude any or all of the following symptoms:
  

  • Any- and everything becomes a tool of mass genocide.
  • The whiteboard becomes a place where new artillery isn't simply tested on others.
  • CAJUN POWAH is released in overdose (OD) quantities.
  • Crawdads are projectiles.
  • Conventional weapons (ie. "slow death" weaponry such as small knives, rubberchickens, large staples and crotch-aimed slegehammers) are preferred.
  • Bats are best viewed covered with the bloody brain matter of a certain pedophilic Olsen twin fan.

  THE DEE-YUKI COMPLEX
  This particular ailment is caused my a sudden and confusing surge of mixed fear and helplessness, resulting in the break down of those effected. It is not as prolific as its violent cousin, and is not as contagious. Symptoms include:
  

  • Everyone seems to be suddenly talking too fast.
  • Clinging to another becomes necessary for continued mental stability.
  • Loss of artwork, family and friends to atagonists result in the flooding of the board due to tears.
  • You would fight too, if only you had a couple mukes and the vandalists' address.
  • The urge to hug everyone strikes, creating a contagious hugging amoung the whiteboarders.
  • LEAVE. It's so much safer for your sanity than staying to watch the ensuing battle between the forces of Good and Evil.